* Life is way too short to cry. You might as well laugh about it.
* If you can't drive it, don't buy it!! This goes for both gals and guys. Test drive that monster of a SUV and if it doesn't feel right, don't get it. I see drivers taking 5 or 6 times to get parked. Probably wasting 1/3 of their lives.
* Don't date or marry a moody man. Women are moody and hormonal not men!! Now I am not saying that your honey isn't going to be out of sorts every now and then but if your man is a first class passenger on the crazy train... RUN run fast!
* Don't trust a man with a huge hiney. I know, weird but trust me.
Big badonkadonk = untrustworthy.
* Always wear good and if possibly matching undergarments. When I was little, I had Holly Hobbie panties with each day of the week on them. My momma use to tell me "Make sure you wear them on the right day, if you were in a wreck you don't want people thinking you don't know what day of the week it is." Haha love that woman
Big badonkadonk = untrustworthy.
* Always wear good and if possibly matching undergarments. When I was little, I had Holly Hobbie panties with each day of the week on them. My momma use to tell me "Make sure you wear them on the right day, if you were in a wreck you don't want people thinking you don't know what day of the week it is." Haha love that woman
* Yep and nope are for most practical purposes lazy words. A simple yes or no will suffice with me but when I asked a somewhat in depth question or idea, don't yep or nope me. It tends to get my matching undergarments twisted in a knot. :)
* Always send a thank you note. If you start young, it becomes a habit. You don't always know the lengths that someone went to doing something for you and it only takes minutes to show your gratitude.
* And most importantly always remember....
